the-bluebonnet-bandit:

jackharknessday:

weavemama:

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

This is so fucking funny

stone-faced-sunset:

smitethepatriarchy:

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

@viktor-zhjarnek

jennyloggins:

meowdy to all the ladies out there 💋

odinsblog:

Donald Trump IS a racist. Full stop. End of story.

Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, being willfully obtuse, or both. Trump’s bigotry is a fact that is not up for debate.

If you disagree, don’t @ me, don’t reply with an argument. You. are. wrong.

eternalfrowning:

practicing anatomy with 80s aerobic videos!

omgsolas:

Roses are red

Running is hard

Elf

xxaeris:

officialtheonite:

bitchesofostwick:

me: okay time to jump into the action scene

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: … “SUDDENLY”

My go-to fixes for this:

1. but before [Character] could [verb], ACTION!
   
2. [Character] was about to [verb] when ACTION!
3. but no sooner had [something] than ACTION!
   
4. but just as [something boring], ACTION!
   
5. BANG!/CRASH!/BOOM! ACTION!
6. “Character dialogue starting some sentence about–” ACTION!
7. Character’s internal monologue starting some sent– ACTION!
8. Narrator starting some– ACTION!
   
9. … ACTION!

Why extend your readers the courtesy of a ‘suddenly’ except to vary sentence structure?

One of my go-to fixes is 

“Well, what could go wrong now?” [Character] said. 

As if on cue, ACTION!

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Every Cat Ever!!!!!!!! Loves you unconditionally!!

oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post